Monday, November 3, 2008

Sports Depression, Palin, and Betrayal.

Part 2 -- Palin

First off… If you haven’t voted yet, Get your ass out and vote. I don’t care if you are voting for McCain or Obama, just VOTE! Many Americans believe it is our right to vote, but it isn’t our right. It is our privilege. A privilege that countless American soldiers gave their lives so we would have a voice. With gas prices soaring and the economy is going down the shit hole faster than the after effects of a night at the Hacienda. This is the year that your voice must be heard.

I originally planned to right a biased blog on why you should vote for Obama, but since the polls will be closed before most of you read this I will not influence your decision. I won’t mention how it scares the shit out of me that if McCain wins Palin is one stroke or heart attack from being President. From the moment she was introduced as the “Mavericks” running mate, I was most excited about Saturday Night Live and how Tina Fey was going to be staying up all night working on material. I won’t mention any of that. If the McCain/Fey ticket wins… shit, I can’t even keep them straight now. I mean if the McCain/Palin ticket happens to make it to office and Bush moves into the guesthouse so he can continue to supply economic advice, so be it. I won’t mention any of that. I won’t even point you to this hilarious video from P Diddy (Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, whatever his name is today). She scares me too Diddy, but I’m not going to bash her. I’m not going to bring any of that up.

Instead, I’m going to discuss something much more serious. Ever since the night Sarah Palin was introduced as the Republican Vice Presidential candidate I had two thoughts. 1) Tina Fey is going to have a hay day. 2) I can’t shake the thought that at any moment Palin is going to toss her glasses to the crowd, whip her hair around and jump up on the podium and do a strip tease or pole dance. Not being sexist here, I never envisioned Hilary doing this. It’s just something about Palin! I swear, she may do lap dances on the side. Maybe it’s just me… She is hot, I must admit. And getting to laugh at her comments for 4 more years would be entertaining. She may even give Bush a run for his money on stupid responses, and it would definitely be worth it to watch SNL for the next 4 years if she is VP. But I swear, I hear cheesy stripper music whenever she talks and at any moment she is going to pull that naughty librarian routine out. I may just have to rent Nailin Palin…

Anyway… like I said. McCain or Obama, make your voice heard. Get your ass out and vote. This is our future, our kids future…